That is both essentially the most terrifying or essentially the most lovely factor you may learn right this moment: America Navy’s Marine Mammal Program (which I had no thought was a factor) is working with sea lions and dolphins, coaching them to…uh yeah…play video video games. Gotta spend outsized protection budgets one way or the other, I suppose?
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The US Navy’s Marine Mammal Program, based mostly in San Diego, California, has been round since at the very least the Sixties. Its work has included learning dolphin hydrodynamics to enhance torpedoes, and using sea critters to detect and clear underwater mines and get well misplaced navy gear. This system has additionally skilled dolphins to assist misplaced divers return to shore safely and, currently, to develop their gaming expertise. Sure, beneath the Navy’s tutelage, dolphins and sea lions are utilizing their little noses to push buttons to play a maze-like online game. Let’s put the unusual Ender’s Recreation-esque nightmare situation we’re all occupied with proper now to the aspect for a minute and simply take pleasure in how completely lovely that is:
That little man’s identify is Spike, or, effectively, in accordance with the Navy, it’s “extra like his gamertag” (I ponder what horrible issues he’d yell at me on Name of Responsibility). Spike has been enjoying a quite simple maze sport now for 3 years utilizing an “EVE” (no, not the MMO, although that may clarify quite a bit, truthfully) system that stands for “Enclosure Video Enrichment.”
Spike is rewarded for profitable completion of a stage with a herring (not Mountain Dew, which is against the law). He’s capable of totally observe the cursor on display and push the corresponding buttons to guide him to victory, after which it’s stated he does slightly dance.
Dolphins aren’t overlooked of the enjoyable both. However as they’ll’t simply hop out of the ocean like ol’ Spike there, they’re given a “system rigged for the gamer who by no means leaves the water.” If that hasn’t made you jealous but, know that they get a “giant display seen from the water” which capabilities higher at night time. “What seems to be like an eerie pierside film night time,” the Navy says, is “simply bottlenose dolphins controlling joysticks with their mouths to play video video games late into the night time.” Sounds very acquainted, truthfully.
None of this, I’m positive, will ever go horribly, horribly flawed.