Coral Island, the brand new farming and relationship sim by Stairway Video games, is the most recent instance of a sport through which pursuing a good-looking lad is sufficient to drag me by means of one thing I’m in any other case lukewarm on. I’ve spent chunks of my playtime chopping bushes making an attempt to make an actual farm out of my designated plot of land. However I don’t want to chop bushes, I merely want to climb Coral Island’s residents like bushes.
Coral Island begins as most Stardew Valley-likes do: your customized character arrives on the titular tropical paradise, solely to search out that the farm they’re there to domesticate is in tough form. Because it seems, most of Coral Island is in a foul approach, and a predatory oil firm has arrange camp to strip it for components and deem it a misplaced trigger. However there are many folks nonetheless residing right here, and for some motive their livelihoods hinge in your labor to get the island again into sustainable form.
Coral Island is a stable, if unremarkable farming sim
Coral Island’s farming mechanics are easy and intuitive, so it’s a principally frictionless expertise compared to different video games on this style. However I’ve spent round 10 hours trimming weeds, cleansing up trash, and planting crops on the farm, and it’s all the time felt like chores I’ve to do earlier than I get to discover the components of Coral Island I get pleasure from. There’s a supernatural aspect plot I’m unraveling by making choices to an area temple, its overtly anticapitalist narrative revitalizes the burnt-out a part of my mind, and the sensation of rising a neighborhood warms my coronary heart because the state of the world threatens to freeze it over.
Like most farming sims, Coral Island is a variety of “hurry up and wait,” as you plant your crops in an effort to progress just about each route within the sport, then wait in-game days for the fruits of your labor to develop from the masochistically sluggish floor. That is how farming is in real-life, certain, however Coral Island feels so beholden to its regimented schedule that I’ve lengthy stretches of killing time with busy work between the issues I really wish to see and do.
To its credit score, Coral Island is continually drip-feeding me new tales to observe and actions to strive. There are mini-game-driven festivals which have me participate in contests like sack races, and a potluck I can donate to that helps me really feel extra part of the island’s neighborhood. I can go diving and discover the sunken treasure I received’t discover on land. As my relationships construct with the locals, I make buddies and possibly extra. However even that’s regimented by solely permitting me to present potential suitors items twice in a single week—so far as I’ve gotten, that’s the one method to progress your relationship. And with how handsome all its island residents are, ready to woo them for so long as Coral Island requires is extremely irritating.
Coral Island’s greatest function is its glorious Disney-inspired character design
Whereas I’m not thrilled with how romance works below the hood to date, Coral Island’s scorching singles in your space are the draw of Stairway Video games’ tackle the Stardew Valley components. The studio went with a Disney-esque artwork fashion for all its characters, and if you happen to’ve ever posted some shit about having a crush on an animated character out of your childhood, this sport is catering particularly to you.
Coral Island’s character design is its strongest facet. Not solely is its various forged straightforward on the eyes, however you may get a robust sense of their personalities simply by their portraits. Mark, the resident bear and adventurer, offers off an air of rugged stoicism. The one motive I do know he likes me is as a result of the center meter on the connection menu goes up each time I give him a Shiitake mushroom. Scott, the native archeologist making an attempt to get the museum again on its toes, has Nathan Drake’s swagger, full with the uncovered chest however with out all of the grime and grit. Rafael, the soft-spoken blacksmith, all the time seems to be like he’s recent off the anvil, however his variety eyes exude friendliness.
I wish to marry all of them, and that may be a higher wrestle than clearing all the rubbish off my garden or rising the right carrot. Coral Island, sadly, doesn’t embody polyamory (not deliberately, at the least), so whereas I deal with all of the busy work ready for the subsequent relationship cutscene to set off, I’m continuously weighing the professionals and cons of my potential paramours. Mark is a canine lover and will throw me over his shoulder with minimal effort, however he’s additionally distant and emotionally unavailable. Scott is a golden retriever who likes to unbutton his shirt, however he’s additionally a little bit of a dweeb. Rafael, meanwile, appears nearly petrified of me and having any human contact.
However the fact is, a variety of my early hours is simply me projecting onto these characters, as a result of whereas they’re actually a bunch of fairly faces, Coral Island’s character writing feels stretched skinny to the purpose of transparency. . There are 28 potential marriage candidates, and in between your designated relationship scenes, every character chirps the identical three or so traces at you till you give them sufficient items to progress your bond additional. I’m nonetheless ready for the purpose the place these relationships really feel extra substantial, as proper now they’re fairly shallow. This lack of meat on the bone is primed for followers to fill within the gaps with fanfiction and artwork, however the character design appears like a carrot on a stick I’m following searching for depth.
Total, Coral Island is a advantageous farming and relationship sim thus far, and the draw is well in its 28 datable hotties. However 10 hours in, I really feel like I might fairly have a simple relationship sim than cope with a variety of the task-based filler and farming, which is okay, if unremarkable. The farming sim style is fairly bloated as of late as everybody chases Stardew Valley’s success. On the very least, Coral Island stands out due to its distinctive visible design, which makes the relationship facet of its gameplay all of the extra deliciously tough.